In Season Veggies: A Guide

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A lot of foodies, love slamming their heavy penises on the table, at certain points throughout their lives.  And sometimes, they love showing others how much they actually know about food, when it’s in season, what goes with what, blah blah.  So, I will slam my heavy penis on the table, and show you my guide to what fruit and vegetables are “In Season” at what time of year.  (Clears Throat) … Just so you never make a fool of yourself, around your foodie friends, who we ALL have.  Below is my guide!

 

January

Vegetables

  • cabbages
  • leeks
  • broccoli
  • cauliflower

Fruits

  • oranges
  • grapefruit
  • tangerines
  • tangelos
  • lemons
  • papayas

February

Vegetables

  • broccoli
  • cauliflower

Fruits

  • oranges
  • grapefruits
  • lemons
  • papayas

March

Vegetables

  • broccoli
  • lettuce

Fruits

  • pineapples
  • mangoes

April

Vegetables

  • zucchini
  • rhubarb
  • artichokes
  • asparagus
  • spring peas
  • broccoli
  • lettuce

Fruits

  • pineapples
  • mangoes

May

Vegetables

  • okra
  • zucchini
  • rhubarb
  • artichokes
  • asparagus
  • spring peas
  • broccoli
  • lettuce

Fruit

  • cherries
  • pineapples
  • apricots

June

Vegetables

  • corn
  • lettuce

Fruit

  • watermelon
  • strawberries
  • cantaloupe
  • cherries
  • blueberries
  • peaches
  • apricots

July

Vegetables

  • cucumbers
  • tomatoes
  • summer squash
  • corn
  • green beans
  • lettuce

Fruits

  • watermelon
  • strawberries
  • cantaloupe
  • blueberries
  • peaches
  • apricots
  • kiwi
  • raspberries
  • plums

August

Vegetables

  • cucumbers
  • corn
  • eggplant
  • tomatoes
  • summer squash
  • green beans
  • lettuce

Fruits

  • watermelon
  • strawberries
  • cantaloupe
  • blueberries
  • peaches
  • apricots
  • kiwi
  • raspberries
  • plums

September

Vegetables

  • eggplants
  • pumpkins
  • tomatoes
  • spinach
  • lettuce

Fruits

  • grapes
  • pomegranates

October

Vegetables

  • sweet potatoes
  • pumpkins
  • winter squash
  • broccoli
  • spinach lettuce

Fruits

  • cranberries
  • apples
  • pomegranates
  • grapes

November

Vegetables

  • pumpkins
  • winter squash
  • sweet potatoes
  • broccoli
  • mushrooms
  • spinach

Fruit

  • cranberries
  • oranges
  • tangerines
  • pears
  • pomegranates

December

Vegetables

  • sweet potatoes
  • mushrooms
  • broccoli
  • cauliflower

Fruit

  • pears
  • oranges
  • grapefruit
  • tangerines
  • papayas
  • pomegranates

 

 

 

Bananas, potatoes and celery seem to always be in-season. For bananas, at least, I think it’s because they have to be shipped into just about everywhere.  You can send yo momma some nanners today, and she’ll love them, and she’ll kiss them, and say “Mmmmm these are always in season.”

 

-Josh

 

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